Prank from Space

In 1973, astronaut Owen Garriott brought a recorded tape of his wife with him. He played a prank on Mission Control officer Robert Crippen which was a great example of astronaut humor.

When Robert Crippen made radio contact with Skylab from Houston, Garriott made this dialogue possible:

“Skylab, this is Houston. Please respond.”


A cheerful woman’s voice came over the line.


“Good morning, Houston. This is Skylab.”


After a brief pause, Mission Control asked carefully:


“Who is speaking?”


“Hi, Robert,” the voice replied. “This is Helen, Owen’s wife.”


For a few seconds later:


“What are you doing up there?”


“I just thought I’d bring the boys something to eat,” the female voice answered.


Mission Control fell silent for nearly a full minute.


Then the connection was cut.

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Microscope

710 BC: The ancient Nimrud lens is crafted in Mesopotamia. It seems it was used as a stylish ornament rather than a magnification device.

In the 1st Century, Roman philosopher Seneca observes that a sphere filled with water can magnify. My fish look enormous, he said. This really didn’t further the magnification biz and only revealed Seneca was not feeding his fish right.

Hard to believe, it took until the 13th Century for Italian spectacle makers to grind some curved glass lenses. It was to keep old half-blind Luigi from falling over the equipment in the factory.

In 1590, Dutch spectacle-makers Hans and Zacharias Janssen invented the first microscope by placing multiple lenses inside a sliding tube. Hans looking at an ant, nearly fainted. Getting a big influx of orders for spectacles made them set aside their discovery.

In 1609, Galileo hears of the Dutch experiments. News did not travel fast in Europe. He added a knob for focusing the device. He called it a “microscope with a new knob”.

In 1665, Robert Hooke examined razor-thin slices of cork. He calls the tiny, honeycomb-like structures he sees, “cells”.

In 1674, Antonie van Leeuwenhoek, a self-taught Dutch scientist, was a busybody. His curiosity brought him to make a microscope. He looked at all kinds of things. He had been observing cloth for quality for his business and found it rather boring. He played around making lenses to improve magnification. As his lenses improved, he looked at some local pond water. His observations brought disbelief as he told of tiny animals living in there unseen. He called them dierkens. He was Dutch, you know.

His curiousity was unlimited.

Van Leeuwenhoek kept his method of making lenses secret but introduced his work to his friend, the Dutch physician Reinier de Graaf. The Royal Society in London published the groundbreaking work of the Italian lensmaker in their journal. De Graaf gave a ringing endorsement of Van Leeuwenhoek’s microscopes which, he claimed, “far surpass those which we have hitherto seen”.

In response, in 1673, the society published a letter from Van Leeuwenhoek that included his microscopic observations on mold, bees, and lice. He left out bacteria because no one would believe it.

De Graaf urged him to be more confident in his work. By the time Van Leeuwenhoek died in 1723, he had written many letters to the Royal Society. He detailed his findings. He only wrote in Dutch, never Latin.

Henry Oldenburg, attempted to translate the Dutch scribbling of Van Leuwenhoek.
He was first to use the word animalcules to translate the Dutch words that Leeuwenhoek used to describe microorganisms.

The Van Leeuwenhoek relationship with the Royal Society became severely strained. Why? He sent the Royal Society a copy of his first observations of microscopic single-celled organisms in 1676. The existence of single-celled organisms was entirely unknown. His observations of microscopic life were initially met with great skepticism. There was a lot of harrumphing at the Royal Society, to be sure.

Thanks a lot, De Graff, Leeuwenhoek was heard to say. Eventually, in the face of Van Leeuwenhoek’s insistence, the Royal Society arranged for Alexander Petrie, a person they thought was really smart to determine whether Van Leeuwenhoek was a nutcase or not. He was in Dutch with the society. That was for sure.

Well, finally in 1677, Van Leeuwenhoek’s observations were fully acknowledged by the Royal Society.

He was even elected to the Royal Society in 1680 althouh he did not attend the induction ceremony in London, nor did he ever attend a Royal Society meeting.

By the end of the seventeenth century, Van Leeuwenhoek had a virtual monopoly on microscopic study and discovery.

A contemporary, Robert Hooke, bemoaned that the field had come to rest entirely on one man’s shoulders. Now that he was published in the journal of the Royal Society of London, he was visited over the years by many notable individuals who gazed at the tiny creatures under his microscope.

Some of these were famous people like John Locke , James II of England , William III of Orange and the Bishop of Cranberry.

In 1697, Van Leeuwenhoek visited the Tsar, Peter the Great, of Russia. He presented the Tsar with an “eel-viewer”. But to the disappointment of everybody, Van Leeuwenhoek never revealed how he made lenses for his microscopes.

His discoveries included:

Observing blood and skin.

Leeuwenhoek was able to clearly identify things like red blood cells. Leeuwenhoek described them:

“If we now plainly perceive that the passage of the blood from the arteries into the veins of the tadpole is not performed in any other than those vessels, which are so minute as only to admit the passage of a single globule at a time, we may conclude that the same is performed in like manner in our own bodies and in those of other animals.”

In 1675, he was studying a variety of minerals, especially salts, and parts of plants and animals.
Leeuwenhoek diligently began to search for his animalcules. And he found them everywhere: in bad water, in ditches, on his own teeth.

“Although I am now fifty years old,” he wrote to the Royal Society, “my teeth are well preserved, because I am in the habit of rubbing them with salt every morning.”

After the remarkable letter about his dental practices, in 1687, Van Leeuwenhoek reported his research on coffee beans. He studied rainwater, the seeds of oranges, wolves in sheep’s clothing, the eye of a whale, the blood of fishes, the skin of elephants, and duck’s feet.

His curiousity was endless.

Van Leeuwenhoek even diagnosed his own illness. He suffered from a rare disease, now called Van Leeuwenhoek’s disease, not surprisingly. He died at the age of 90, in 1723.

British microscopist Brian J. Ford thought that Leeuwenhoek remained misunderstood. The popular view was that his work was crude and undisciplined since he was not formally trained.

British biochemist Nick Lane
wrote that he was “the first even to think of looking, and certainly, the first with the power to see.” His experiments were ingenious, and he was “a scientist of the highest calibre”. He was attacked unfairly by people who envied him or “scorned his unschooled origins”.


Leeuwenhoek was undoubtedly one of the greatest advancers of knowledge of the micro-world in history. He faced non-believers and convinced them that his world of tiny animals did exist.

History of Planet Theory

Plato

Plato wrote of five elements in 360 BC in which he associated each of the four classical elements (earth, air, water, and fire) with a regular solid.
Earth was associated with the cube, air with the octahedron, water with the icosahedron, and fire with the tetrahedron. Of the fifth Platonic solid, the dodecahedron, Plato obscurely remarked, “…the god used [it] for arranging the constellations”

Aristotle

Aristotle added a fifth element, aither.

(aether in Latin, “ether” in English) eather way, he said that the heavens were made of this element. But what did he know?

Copernicus

Copernicus in 1500 claimed the planets had the sun at the center of their orbit.

He said that the Earth rotates daily on its axis.

Kepler

Kepler,in 1600, proposed a lot of nonsense about the six planets. He described their orbits as perfect circles. When stunned by the possibility of elliptical orbits, he quit and went into banking.

No, he wrote an incomprehensible conjecture in his paper ‘On the six-cornered snowflake’.

His friend Thomas Harriot was more practical and delved into cannon ball stacking. Somehow, this led to atomic theory.

The Telescope

A telescope was a 1608 patent submitted to the government in the Netherlands by Middelburg spectacle maker Hans Lipperhey.
It was primarily to spy on his girlfriend who he thought was cheating on him.

Galileo

Galileo wasted no time in building his own telescope in 1609, patent or no patent.
He started to make much better observations and recording them. Recorded observations are much better than ones you just toss out at the local pub.

Jupiter has moons.

He observed Io, Europa, Ganymede, and Callisto, which proved that celestial bodies can orbit a planet other than Earth.

The Phases of Venus

He discovered that Venus goes through phases like the Moon, proving it orbits the Sun rather than Earth.

The Moon is not Smooth

The Moon is covered in rough terrain, mountains, and deep craters. And that there is no actual “man in the moon.”

Galileo is Arrested

Championing heliocentrism (the idea that the Earth revolves around the sun), did not help him ward off the Inquisition of his day. He spent his final years under house arrest which didn’t matter much as he had a telescope and a window. He sent out for notebooks and occasional wine. The Vatican did issue a formal apology that cleared him of wrongdoing in 1992.

Isaac Newton

In 1668, Isaac Newton
built an even better telescope. He did a lot of other stuff, too.

The Atom

It was thought, for centuries, that the atom was the smallest thing. In fact, the word atom means ‘smallest thing around’.

In about 1780, Lavoisier showed that water could be broken down to oxygen and hydrogen. And those two could not be broken down further.

It’s elemental, he proclaimed. His broken down theory was a hit. But when he said oxygen was part of combustion, it was too much.

The phlogiston theory comes from the ancient word phlogistón which means ‘burning like house on fire.’ The theory was first proposed as serious in the late 1600s by J J Becher and written down by Georg Ernst Stahl a bit later. (The ‘e’ is intentionally left off ‘Georg’ which was a sore point with him all his life.)

With Lavoisier throwing cold water on that theory, as it were, it set Becher and Stahl rolling over in their graves.

Unfortunately, during the French Revolution, Lavoisier was charged with various crimes and guillotined. The French government did apologize several years later.

His wife lived on and wrote a bunch of stuff he said. Included was “They’re gonna do what?” when they told him what was coming.

With atomic theory on a roll and two elements identified, the French Revolution over, the element table was easy to remember until it exceeded 24 elements.

Amedeo Avogadro created the word “molecule” in 1811. He stated that:

The smallest particles of gases are not simple atoms, but are made up of a certain number of these atoms united by attraction to form a single molecule.

Actually, that is a cleaned up version derived from those who penetrated his thick accent.

It took, in 1833, the French chemist Marc Antoine Auguste Gaudin to make something sensible of the hash stew Avogadro had made of his own hypothesis.

He cleared up things saying water was H2O
And that two given samples of a gas, of the same volume and at the same temperature and pressure, contain the same number of molecules. Like anyone could count them and prove him wrong.

Meanwhile, better known, André-Marie Ampère published the same law with similar conclusions.

The hypothesis was then referred to as Ampère’s hypothesis. Later, called Avogadro–Ampère thesis or Ampère–Avogadro hypothesis and sometimes even Amped-up Avocados hypothesis.

You’d think Ampere could let it go with friends like Alessandro Volta of Italy, Georg Ohm of Germany, James Watt of Scotland and Michael Faraday of England. Streets are named after Ampère, and a mountain on the moon, an asteroid and an electric ferry in Norway.

Longing

She stood on the beach and watched the sun sink into the sea. She was glad the sunset was so beautiful because she had seen so many.

But the sea was empty. There was no boat like the one that had sailed off last year.  That special boat. The one that took him away.

He had promised to return. Was she a fool to believe him? She didn’t feel like one. She felt that their bond was strong enough to bring him back.

She remember first seeing him. He was so different. Different clothes, different manners. She would just watch him. And then he met with the chief.

He was interested coconuts and wanted the people to collect and dry the insides of them. But the chief said he could not make the people do this unless they wanted to do it.

That’s why he stayed. He looked for a way to get our people to help him. He learned some of our language. She remembered the day he became happy that he had found a way.

He had told her that he had to leave to find a way to pay the people for their work. He had an idea.

She wondered what it was. Her people, the men, would sail away and return with large stones from a faraway island. Some died on the way. They would return proudly with large stones they had cut from the rocks and place them in front of their huts.

Did it have something to do with that? Then he was brave to do it. But she didn’t care about the valuable stones. She only wanted him.

He had told her that if he succeeded, he would return and build a great house on the island where they would live.

But for now, she watched the sun slowly sink into the sea each night.

Based on the true story of Irish-American captain David Dean O’Keefe who brought large rai stones (limestone discs) to the island of Yap in the late 19th century to trade with the natives for copra.

New Direction One

See if your local church supports mission work. The larger the church, the more chance they do.

There are missions that focus on spreading the gospel. But there are also ones the focus on building something or providing a service.

How do expenses work? In many cases, you ask others to help finance your trip. You divide up the expense into smaller amounts and ask family members or other church members to help cover the cost.

What do you get out of it? You get to travel to another country and see what it’s like. You learn how to work on a project with others. The church may have done this before and has a preparation class to educate you.

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Have you been anywhere?

Seriously, have you been out of your home country?

Now, sure, you have been to Florida.

But what about the country north of you. What? You live in Greenland? Okay, south of you.

I know, I know. It’s too expensive. What if I told you someone else will pay. Really. If you go and do something helpful or even something interesting, You can get funding. You can get a grant.

It’s true.

I will give you information that could help you realize your dream.

I met people in other countries that had a dream to do something. They were doing it.

Here are three ways to begin a cultural journey and help others:

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Mind if I sit here?

Mind if I sit here?

Yes.

Why?

You asked me if I minded if you sat there. I told you I did. Now, you ask me why. Does my reason have to be acceptable by you? Maybe I just heard of a death in my family.

There was a recent death in your family? I’m sorry to hear it.

No, I have a reason that I would rather not share with you. You know, if you just sat down there, I would have said nothing.

Really. You want me to move?

No, you don’t have to move.
So, you don’t mind.

Yes, I do mind because I didn’t want to talk to anyone.

So, that’s your reason.

No. Listen, just don’t talk to me anymore and it will fine.

Okay.

Silence.

How long do you plan to sit on this bench?

Now, you’re talking to me.

Yes.

Well, I don’t know. It’s a very nice bench. The sun is not too hot. I don’t see any other benches around.

Silence.

I sit here every day. At this time.

Sit as long as you like. I won’t bother you.

But I feel obligated to talk to you now that you’re here.

Don’t.

Now, who is being rude?

I’m just reading my book. What? Do you think I’m a spy or something? That I’m waiting for a drug deal? I’m just sitting here reading my book, lady.

Well, you don’t have to shout. Go ahead. Read your book. But you might be good company, you know.

Fine. I’m sorry I raised my voice. Thanks for letting me share your bench.

Silence.

It’s not MY bench.

I know.

Silence.

Do you think it will rain?

Now, that is a conversation starter, isn’t it? I thought you didn’t want to talk?

I didn’t bring an umbrella.

I can see that.

I usually do. Just in case.

Hm. That’s wise.

You never can tell this time of year.

I suppose not.

Silence.

You’re not much of a conversationalist, are you?

Actually, I’m a great conversationalist. You said you didn’t WANT to converse.

Silence.

Do you have any pets?

No.

I have two cats.

Two, you say?

Yes, they keep each other company. Bitsy and Rhubarb are great pals.

That’s nice.

Do you think those are strange names?

No.

Some people do.

Not me.

Silence.

What is the name of your book?

It’s called I’ve Read the Same Paragraph Seven Times.

Ah, you have a sense of humor.

Don’t we all?

I never try to be humorous. I do appreciate it though.

That’s nice. Lady, are you trying to make make me leave?

No, it’s fine. You reading your book. Me, just sitting here like I usually do.

Silence.
That cloud looks menacing.

Silence.

The birds know when it’s going to rain.

Do they? Maybe they read the weather report.

Ah, there’s that sense of humor again.

The weather report said nothing about rain.

They’re not always right.

No, and they never apologize if they are wrong about yesterday. They just go on predicting.

I suppose it’s not an exact science.

No, I guess not.

Silence.

I can see the title now. Atlas Shrugged. Is it good?

No, not really. It’s famous but it’s long and I’m giving it one more chapter. It’s not a page turner. Atlas hasn’t shown up, yet.

Maybe it’s a metaphor. Like Atlas is holding up the world and he shrugs for some reason.

Maybe he read this book. I’m ready to shrug about now.

Good thing you aren’t holding up the world, then.

Now, that is funny.

Really? How?

You took the metaphor and applied it to me. I’m really AM done with this book. My lunch hour is over, too.

Will you be back tomorrow?